I just finished devouring half of an avocado.  Every time I eat an avocado I have to say out loud, “I LOVE avocados.”  I love avocados deeply.  It’s a bit of an obsession, really.  In my mind, there is nothing more satisfying to eat.  If they didn’t have lots of fat and calories (good fat, I know), I would probably eat like three a day.  I mean think of how diverse this fruit is(yes, it’s a fruit, it has a seed)!  You can put it in salads, veggie burritos (you can have meat in your burrito if you choose), nachos, sandwiches, on top of an omelet and on and on and on.  Or, like I just did, you can consume it by itself.  Does it sound like I’m trying to sell something?  Maybe I am.  Listen people, if you are not a fan of the avocado, you really should try getting on the bandwagon. They’re so amazingly good for you; good for your heart, good for your skin.  Not to mention they’re retardedly delicious!

Is it weird that I’ve devoted an entire blog to avocados?  Yeah, I didn’t think so either.