Jack has this thing where he really likes pooping in bushes or on large rocks. He gets his butt so high up and right against the bush that the poop ends up all over his butt hair. And remember, he’s white. Oh, and he doesn’t like me trying to get it off with a wet wipe, so if we don’t immediately bathe him, he ends up with pieces of poop stuck to his butt. Here’s a visual of when it’s still wet. I’m pretty sure that we’re going to have to take scissors to it now that it’s dry. Di-freaking-stugsting.