First, let me say that it was really great waking up yesterday morning knowing that I didn’t have to fly anywhere. For five weeks I jumped on a plane every Monday. Small planes, big planes, late planes, smelly planes. I’ve seen them all. I’ve also witnessed very upset people missing those planes. In Erie, Pennsylvania, I witnessed a guy drop several f-bombs to himself (loudly, I might add) after missing his flight. It was very dramatic, so I figured he must really need to get home. Two minutes later though he made a phone call to his wife explaining that he wasn’t going to get home in time for the Bingo game. Holy shit dude, BINGO?! I just don’t know that a Bingo game is worth so many f-bombs. I could be wrong though.
I also witnessed a lady in the Detroit airport sprinting to her gate. The gate where the door had already been closed. She proceeded to run to the door shaking it and yelling, “Nooooo!” I felt very sad and also a little embarrassed for her.
I’m happy to have a month where I board zero planes. Because honestly, I prefer to be home. Not that my home is stress-free. Mainly because I’m a stress case. Yes, I am, by nature, a worrier. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I worry about what’s happened in the past, I worry about what might happen in the future, and I worry about not enjoying the present moment. I’m working on it though. I have to do it for my own sanity and the sanity and happiness of Jack. You remember him? The fear aggressor dog? He’s made a lot of progress, but we both have a ways to go.
In fact, maybe now is a good time to solicit volunteers for Jack’s socialization process. We’re looking for people who would like to come to our house (dinner, snacks and/or drinks provided) and meet Jack. If you’re male, we really want you. If you’re female, he’ll like you, but you’re welcome as well. When you come over, we’ll ask that there is no touch, no talk and no eye contact with Jack until he has had a chance to smell you and we know that he is comfortable. We need calm individuals who will not sue should anything go awry.
Also, if you have a well-balanced dog, we need you too! Jack loves my sister’s dog and they play very well together, but he needs to get over his reaction to other dogs on walks. If your dog is a well-behaved dog, we would love for you to come on some walks with us. Dave and Georgia, I’m looking at you right now. I know you have that really cool dog Chaser… Think about it.
Ok, enough of the solicitation blog. Again though, if you feel like you might be able and willing to help, I’m sure karma will return the favor. Or God. Or Buddha. Whatever you believe, I’m almost positive you will be rewarded appropriately. That and you’ll get a huge warm fuzzy. And who doesn’t love those?