Something from The Mr.

I have no idea if Rob (“The Mr.”) is going to be OK with this, but does it really matter?  Every once in awhile he types up an Onion-type news article.  If you’re not familiar with The Onion, GET FAMILIAR!  It’s a fake news cast (online) that is amazingly well done and absolutely hysterical.  Rob and I always talk about how fun it would be to write for them.  Here’s one of his “stories,” short but perfect.  Oh, but before we get to that, please make sure you’re checking out the ‘daily observations’ tab at the top left of the page.  I post something there every single god damn day. Today’s will be there shortly.

Local Weather Guy Nails the Seven Day

A party broke out at WKYN television after a bored intern figured out that- aside from last Thursday’s shower and a few degrees here and there- their weather guy had pretty much accurately predicted the last seven days of weather.

“She’s right,” gasped Meteorologist Stan Martin after cross-checking the information.  “I can’t believe it.  I got ‘em all right!” he shouted to the crew.  “That cold front I predicted was just a stab in the dark.”

“What are the chances?” muttered the General Manager as he ordered pizza for everyone.  “What are the chances?”

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