So my insane travel schedule is set to commence in 2 weeks. However, I am traveling next week (vacation) and I traveled last week (work). And even a short trip like the one I had last week can really take it out of you. Especially when you’re traveling to New York City. Listen, I am not knocking the melting pot. I get why people love the buzz of a big city. Personally, however, I want no part of it. When you jam 7 million people into like 11 square miles or something (I’m probably making this up, but you get the point), it’s bound to get ugly. I mean it should not take 60-90 minutes to travel 14 miles! And flying in or out of JFK is kind of a joke. The flight there went fine, but then I had to get a cab. Uhhh yeah there were roughly 200 people in line in front of me looking to do the exact same thing. Who knew?! On the flight home we were delayed by over an hour. After about 40 minutes of sitting on the runway, the pilot was like, “Hey folks, sorry for the delay. It’s a busy time of night. Look like we’re number 20 for takeoff.” Number 20?! You mean there are 20 planes in front of us? 20 fucking planes? Sorry, just a little dialogue that took place in my head.
Oh, and just a note to all the flight attendants out there: Don’t turn on the intercom until you know exactly what you plan to have come out of your mouth. Before the flight took off from SLC, the flight attendant announced (quite casually, I might add), “Could we please have whoever left the infant…” And then there was like this really long pause which gave me time to think, oh my god, people are just leaving their infants on the jetway now? Of course she finished with, “carrier. Please come and get it from the jetway.” Phew!