Hi there! Remember me? I’m back to give you an update on all things Sonie. Why? Because it might be somewhat entertaining, and everyone loves to be entertained.
First, let me start by saying that my anxiety level has definitely decreased. For one, I’m trying to imagine the worst thing that could happen in my anxiety-ridden state, and most of the time, it’s not that bad. Since most of my anxiety involves Jack and his unpredictability, the worst-case scenario is he takes a little bite at someone. Is this good? No, but he’s never done much damage. Plus, it’s been over 4 months since we’ve had an incident! Many people have come to the house and he’s been nice to everyone. And camping this weekend he hauled ass towards one guy walking by the campsite only to sniff him and get some attention. Do I want him charging towards people? No, but we’re working on it. Oh, and he was a freakin’ rockstar hiking off-leash. Yes, he chased the cows (which, by the way, cows can move a lot quicker than I thought), but he did come back.
Now that we have the Jack update out of the way, let’s talk about work anxiety. Actually, I don’t have much work anxiety. Is traveling to Switzerland to deliver a 2-day training course to big wig pharmaceutical folks intimidating? Hell yeah. Am I capable of pulling it off? Absolutely. And I did. I spent 3 days in Basel, Switzerland on very little sleep, but I pulled it off. After taking three planes, one train and one taxi, I arrived. The hotel was very nice (should be when it’s over $300/night), but what is it with the Europeans pushing two twin beds together and calling it a queen? It’s cheating is what it is. Also, when I order a coffee, fill it up. I don’t want to pay for a cup of coffee that is a quarter full. I’m going on three hours of sleep!
What a whiner I am. The people there were so nice. In fact, on the train back from Basel to Zurich, the ticket dudes totally let my fellow training friend off the hook when her ticket wasn’t valid. They even blew kisses to us when we got off the train. Now that’s nice! I’m telling you though, trains CANNOT be trusted. I can’t tell you how many wrong trains I’ve been on (did it this trip, in fact). Would it be too much to ask to make an announcement?
Obviously we made it, but it was much more difficult than it needed to be. The last thing you want is a bunch of angry Americans arriving at the airport only to discover that they can buy a Swiss army knife right before boarding their plane! So in case security confiscated yours, you can still purchase one so you can stab all your fellow passengers. Ok, maybe they make you ship it to yourself?
I’m always stoked to get home. Part of it could be the whole not sleeping for 20 hours thing that really makes me want to crawl into my own bed. I also knew I had a long weekend with my boys to look forward to though. Rob was able to take a couple of days off and the three of us took the trailer out for (probably) our final camping trip for the season. It was gorgeous with the fall leaves and we basically had the campground to ourselves. Two different families attempted to take the spot next to us, but Rob death stared down the first group and cranked up the music and danced for the second. Both attempts worked and they moved.
You should know by now that Europeans tend to be much more accommodating if you are a babe. Hello Mourad?? (I was a chubby, haven’t showered in a week babe, but nonetheless…)