I’m not a huge fan of going to the doctor’s. The dentist, yes. (I love going to the dentist because it is impossible to get your teeth feeling that clean on your own)! I really never head to the doc’s office except for my annual visit with my OBGYN. Do I look forward to placing my feet on the stirrups and having someone I see once a year crank some cold metal device up my you-know-what? No. I know that it’s important though, so I do it. I also oblige when the nurse asks if I’ll pee in a cup for her. I’ve been peeing in a cup for years (at the doctor’s office!), and yet I still suck at it. I’m sure the nurse is thinking, what in the hell is she doing in there? What I’m doing is cleaning the pee off the outside of the cup and my hand! Thank God I no longer need to come strutting out of the bathroom with a cup of warm pee in my hand. Remember that? Inevitably someone is right outside the bathroom and you no longer have any dignity. Now, I get to leave my pee cup in the restroom.
In addition to my annual check-up, I try to exercise at least a few times a week. Today I hopped on my spin bike and cranked up a workout mix I have on my iPod. You would not believe how motivated I feel when Eminem belts out, “If she ever tries to fuckin’ leave again, I’m a tie her to this bed and set this house on fire!” So violent, I know! I’m telling you though, I am pumped when I listen to this song and I start pedaling like a son of a bitch.
Now, what do you all think about marijuana? Healthy? Relax, I’m not smoking it. I inhaled enough second hand pot to keep me high for years. I came across this scratch-n-sniff marijuana poster on Amazon today though. Is this not hilarious? And hey, I’m pretty sure it’s not bad for your health.