So remember that whole nightmare with the chewable birth control? Well, chewing those things got worse when I got to the end of the pack. The four little brown pills don’t taste so much like mint. No. It’s more like pure ass. It’s not good. And again, half the pill ended up stuck in my tooth. I knew I couldn’t go on like this.
At the pharmacy, I was thrilled to say, “yes” when they asked me, “Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?” I’ve never said yes. They called the pharmacist over and I told him I knew it might be a dumb question, but I was wondering if it was OK to swallow the pills even though they’re chewable. Honest to God, the dude looked at me like I was the dumbest person on the planet. Instead of reassuring me that this was not a dumb question, he gave the ‘you are the biggest idiot’ look before saying, “Yeah.”
So, the good news is I can swallow the damn pills. The bad news is the pharmacist is a total douche bag.