Still Spying on the Neighbors

Is it obvious that I’m trying to write a blog everyday?  I’ve made this commitment before, so there’s no telling whether or not I’ll stick to it this time.  I’m trying though.  I really am.

As I write this, I’m watching my crazy neighbor across the street rock back and forth on the porch in her robe smoking a cig.  Remember her?  Yeah, she still hangs out in her robe all day.  Only now she has a new robe.  Another pink one, but it’s brighter than the other one and from what I can tell this one has hearts on it.  First of all, it’s weird to be hanging out in your robe all day and second, it’s 20 degrees!  Put some god damn clothes on already!

Oh, and the rocking back and forth.  I wish I could get close enough to shoot some video.  You would not believe the movement!  Honest to God, the woman does not stop rocking back and forth.  Ever!  I have never seen her stand still.  Never.  It must be a meth thing.  It’s not to stay warm because she does it in the summer too.

A couple of weeks ago Rob and I were hanging out in the living room when we spotted her out rocking by the garbage can.  Because we find this woman to be highly entertaining we continued to watch her for some time.  During which she pulled random things out of the garbage can all while rocking back and forth, smoking a cig and I believe eating a snack.  If this is what meth or whatever drugs she’s on do to you, bring your kids over to watch.  I mean I can’t imagine they would want to try any of that shit if they could witness first hand the kind of damage it does.  No one wants to have to sway back and forth like that on a continuous basis.  No one.

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